Mademoiselle Chambon

Have you ever seen a foreign movie that everyone is talking about, on how great it is; but, when you go to see it you think how it was awful?  You tell others this and they tell you, “Oh, you just didn’t get it.”  If they really want to insult you they can go on to mention how you’re not sophisticated enough to appreciate it.  What you don’t know is how the person who is saying all this to you also felt the movie in question was terrible.  They’re just too embarrassed to admit it.  People tend to think that just because a movie came from a foreign country and one critic said it is good, then it must be good and if they don’t feel that way then there is something wrong with them.  So they lie and say how they liked it too.  “Mademoiselle Chambon” hails from France and it is not the least bit embarrassing to report it is a complete bore.

Vincent Lindon is Jean, a husband and father of one.  When his wife hurts her back, Jean must be the one who picks his son up at school.  He meets Véronique Chambon (Sandrine Kiberlain); his son’s teacher who asks him to speak to the class about his construction job.  She asks him if he can look at a broken window at her apartment and when he goes to fix it there is a moment of indiscretion and the two shares a kiss and hold each other for a moment.

Oh, were you expecting the two to start an affair and how the affair affects his marriage and life and her teaching career?  Sorry, it’s just the kiss.  Sure, the two have feeling for one another, and sometimes we see that boil over with Jean as he gets into fights with his wife and co-workers over nothing; but, that’s where all the tension goes.  You’re never rooting for the two to get together and, ultimately, you don’t care if they do or don’t.  This is not to say a kiss is nothing.  If a husband or wife shared a small kiss with someone else, the spouse would have every right to be upset.  We saw this happen at the beginning of the summer in “Sex and the City 2”.  Maybe that movie would have done better at the box office if it was subtitled, Aiden’s Revenge.

Stéphane Brizé, who both wrote and directed this movie, creates a sympathetic character in Jean (we see him take good care of his elderly father), yet why he is having thoughts about this new woman are never made clear.  Yes, Mademoiselle Chambon is better looking than his wife, and she can play the violin, so is that a strong reason to want to be with this other woman?  There is nothing wrong with his wife, Anne-Marie (Aure Atika) who is also pregnant and the two can’t even help their son with simple homework assignments, but that doesn’t fuel his character’s motivation in the least.

The movie is only an hour and a half and it moves at a painfully small pace.  The movie looks good and all the actors do a fine job.  Also the subtitled are nice and easy to read which is, for some reason, asking a lot form a foreign movie these days.  It is now playing at area theaters.