Jonah Hex

“Can you shoot straight?”

“Can you?”

Such witty and sharply written dialogue awaits those brave enough to plunk down $10 to see the latest comic book to be adapted into a movie, “Joan Hex”.  That’s not all the movie has in store for you as there are plenty of hand-held shaky camera shots during the action sequences, adding a “Bourne” identity into this film that takes place in the old west.

Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) was part of the Confederate army during the Civil War.  He disobeys a direct order to kill civilians from his superior officer, Quinton Turnbull (John Malkovich), which results in the death of Turnbull’s son, who was a part of the same unit.  Turnbull takes his revenge against Hex by killing Hex’s family and making him watch.  Then Turnbull takes a hot iron and puts it to Hex’s face and leaves him to die.  Indians find and save Hex, saving him from death, but face is forever scarred.  Hex now has the ability to touch any dead person and bring them back to life as long as he stays in contact with them.  “Dead men tell no tales” does not apply to Hex.

It is years later and Hex has become a bounty hunter, after learning Turnbull died in a fire.  Turnbull is alive and is planning a massacre on the countries first centennial by constructing “the ultimate weapon”.  The government employs Hex to stop him and in return will pardon him for any crimes he has committed.  “The fate of the country may rest on the shoulders of Jonah Hex,” as put by President Grant.

It’s interesting to note that director Jimmy Heyward only other directing credit is “Horton Hears a Who”.  Before that he has worked on many Disney/Pixar projects.  How does someone who has spent their career working on animated films get hired to direct a live western?  Did someone think, “Well, a comic book is LIKE a cartoon,” and conclude Heyward could handle it?  If so they were way off.  He got to work with great talent like Brolin and Malkovich, and couldn’t do too much with him.

It is not all his fault because he did not have the best script to work with.  A great example of the poor screenplay can be found in the character of Lilah (Megan Fox).  She is a prostitute, who, for reasons never understood is in love with Jonah Hex, and he with her.  For the most part her character does nothing to move this story forward, except to look good and to work as leverage against Hex.  It does fall on the shoulders of the director to find these problems in the script and fix them, but since this is Heyward’s sophomore effort, maybe he was a little gun shy in fear he may not get hired.

The movie has plenty of action sequences; but, you are rarely drawn into them.  The only intriguing moments in the film are when Jonah uses his power to bring back the dead to talk to them otherwise the film is barely engaging at all.  It is rated PG-13 for violence and language.